The biggest joke of this comic is assuming I need to be alone in order to turn into a feral creature
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Abby Goes Wild
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Bathroom Pals
I saw an ad for bathroom remodeling that had a before and after shot of the same sink, except in the before picture, there was a gross yellow filter over it. The lesson I got from this is, we must learn to see the beauty that was there all along. The fancy bathroom... was inside you all the while
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House Hunting
I have been doing many comics about homes lately, it is all a coincidence
Anyway these are all based on experiences I have had while trying to find a home. When I'm on the hunt, even if I have months to find a place, I get super desperate and think every house I check out is The One and I will Never Find One This Good Again even if it's an actual closet with a musty futon on the floor. Or a leaky basement with no appliances at all and a clear mold issue. Or a house where I would be extremely unhappy living with the incorporeal floating baby monster roommates who would judge me constantly for being so unclean and fleshy.
Here's hoping I find a nice place in Boston where me and Spoons and Wednesday can all be happy! (PS, if you wanna look for places on Hard Mode, say you have a snake. They will say no 100% of the time)
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I Just Want To See A Ghost
Those first two things are (almost verbatim) things people have said to me/my family, and sounded like such great horror movie intros! But alas, the ghosts evade me. They know I want to see em so they take the night off. Who cares about normal-type murderers and your everyday Pond Wretches, show me the ghosts!!
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Random Word Pair Comics Part 4
Well folks. It's that time again. The time when I am so excited about other stuff that I can't focus on a good JSPH idea so I use my "goof machine" and have brought you these PRIME GOOFS For the record, emus actually make a weird deep throaty thumping sound and do not scream. That is why it is alarming that one would be screaming. Other birds who scream, they are just screaming because that is what birds love to do. But an emu screaming? You know that is bad news. OH YEAH, I'll be at Emerald City Comic Con this weekend! Booth C2B in artist's alley, please come see me!!
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Monkey's Paw
What? Another comic about not having any ideas for a comic? Yes. Because I do not leave my home or do things
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PortlandQuest
I went to Portland last week! It was delightful and productive and I bought so many books. I also got to hang out at Helioscope studios, which was so cool and professional and I got to pet a very good dog.
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The Dentist
This comic becomes slightly less strange when you know I live next to a vocational school. But still, you wouldn't exactly expect a dental student to walk up to you on the street and offer their services. But hey, apparently my teeth are fine! That's cool.
Let this be a lesson to you-- if you say yes to everything, you might get some not-free-but-maybe-cheap dentistry.
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Toronto Visit
Dag nabbit, I should be able to walk into one of five whole stores and get a dang jacket that isn't gonna cost me a ridiculous sum (especially next to a whole row of smalls that are embarassingly cheap)!! And dont even try to tell me that they don't keep XL stock on the shelves because there aren't enough of us to warrant stocking for, because they sure as sugar had rows upon rows of extra smalls, and VERY few mediums or larges. And heaven forbid they start bringing in even 1Xs, or maybe stocking plus-sized clothing that isn't tacky as all hell. We get it! You think we're sub-human and should never leave our homes! Gee whiz rub it in some more why dont you
Anyway I am still pretty priviledged in this regard because XL is not too terribly uncommon, and depending on the city, I can find stuff that fits without having to buy from specialty online stores. But I wasn't always this fortunate, and many many people aren't, yet so many stores still reject this whole demographic of people who wanna dress cute >:0
SORRY I AM BITTER. HERE IS COCONUT
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What To Do When You Are Mad
I got mad so I drew this comic to quit from bein mad!
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Welcome To The Summer Hiatus
Hey, folks! Like it says above, I am probably just on hiatus for a little while. Stuff is heating up work-wise and I gotta get some big stuff done in the next couple months. But never fear, JSPH will be returning, I simply can't stay away! I keep writing em in my head, and this big gap of time will be filled with all sorts of things for me to write comics about. Maybe I'll even find another Street Dentist, if I'm lucky.
See you soooooon. And enjoy your bread husks, they are home-made
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The Move
I'M BACK. Hopefully I can stay back, even though I do have a solid several weeks of travel coming up.
Before the move I kept having nightmares about the world ending before I could get to Boston, and that I'd have to trek across the US on foot to reach my sister. One night I dreamt The Last Halloween happened and I had to raid a Target for supplies, and it was so stressful that when I woke up I had to look up what route I'd take and do the math on how many cans of tuna and bags of rice I'd have to bring to survive the journey. But hey, now I'm here! Now I'd just have to walk 15 minutes to my sister's house if The Last Halloween happened.
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Possessionware
I recently received a mystery CD in the mail that was almost certanly full of some sort of computer-deleting evil. It sits on my desk, its contents unknown, tempting me to put it in my laptop and finally know what it carries in its stored data. If I suddenly disappear from the world, now you know why. I will have finally given in
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F A L L
Finally, it is upon us. That most spooky time of the year. Let us rejoice with our pumpkin spices and various apple confections. And hey here's another way you can rejoice this Fall, by BUYING JUNIOR SCIENTIST POWER HOUR VOLUME 1, available for online purchase from TopatoCo!
There are both softcovers and hardcovers available, though the hardcvers are ~very limited edition~
And hey while you're at it why not check out the rest of my store! There are several good items you might like to purchase.
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Snake FAQ
Most people ask the same few questions about snake ownership, so here are some answers for you folks on this most mysterious of topics. And no, she doesn't stretch out to measure whether or not she is big enough to eat me. Why would any predator evolve to do that when the thing they were measuring would probably wake up and eat them instead!! Also Wednesday will never eat me because she loves me somewhere deep down in her three-chambered snake heart.
OH HEY here's your weekly reminder... to buy Volume 1 of Junior Scientist Power Hour right here on my sweet Topatoco store.
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Scenes From Life
A few short pieces of my life for you, the reader. The first one only took place in my head, but was definitely the first time in my entire 24 years of existence that I ever thought te drinky bird was not drinking. Why does the bird exist, then?? Why do we watch the aimless teetering of this poor creature and feel somehow fulfilled. What are we.
Oh and hey you should buy my book ;0
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It Is The Halloween Time
Ah, the yearly Halloween preparations have commenced! Or have been underway since the close of last year's festivities, for many fo us. Happy Hauntings everyone, oooOOOOoooOOOooooo!!
Also hey.... if you want a whole 200 pages of good comics... why not buy Junior Scientist Power Hour: Volume 1 over on Topatoco? Why not?? Do it!
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Some Of My Favorite Horror Movies~
Well folks it's that spookiest of weeks, the week leading up to Halloween, so here's a list of 7 of my favorite horror films! I'm sure most of you have seen these movies before but hey, they're my favorites and I wanted to talk about em so it's fine. This was also a Kickstarter reward for the most recent The Last Halloween Kickstarter! So that is fulfilled now.
Hope ya'll enjoy this list even if it is only 7 films, and I hope maybe you're at least introduced to one new thing to enjoy. I wanna share these fun movies with all of you, my dear friends.
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Halloween Special-- Opossum Friend
As I have done for the past two years, this year's Halloween Special is a True Tale from my life. I don't have many creepy tales, so this will probably be the last of its kind until some other creepy thing happens to me. Let's hope 2017 holds many horrors, or else I'll have to do something new next year! And that is the truest horror of all!!
Man, animals and I have a spotted past. This ain't even the most upsetting tale, by my standards. But CERTAINLY the most gross. Folks, take it from me, someone who kept thinking time and time again that SURELY this poor abandoned defenseless animal will be my good friend forever and I shouldn't contact any rehabilitators or vets-- if you find an abandoned animal, contact a rehabilitator or a vet. Or just leave it!! Its mom might be waiting for you to leave to go save her poor baby from you, the biggest threat to its life. Or maybe this baby was abandoned because it has a horrible ailment such as MAGGOT INFESTATION
Anyway so don't be selfish and cocky like me, actually call someone who knows how to take care of animals instead of assuming you can totally handle it, because you probably can't.
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Scenes From Life Again
Hey, folks! Sorry about the long wait for new comics, I have been pretty busy lately working on a project I hope you'll be able to hear about pretty soon. The next month is gonna be just as bad, I just got some edits back and now I'm launching into The Color Zone which will be taking all my attention this month. But keep your eyes peeled, there may be some guest comics coming your way.....!
Also, about that second comic, I found out after several encounters with these Medieval-lookin friars that I live next to a Friary. AKA, portal to the Middle Ages. Someone please come close this portal before they give me small pox or try to burn me for wearing pants
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